dirty sock

when you grab a girl by her vagina and her butthole and pull up

hey man that was weird shit , you had a nice time getting Sandra with a dirty sock

by magpo December 30, 2015

Dirty Sock

The act of shitting in a sock and then puttin the sock over a womens head suffocating her. You then fuck her dead body.

Johnson gave Debby a dirty sock at the party. WOW! thats something.

by TreyzerR August 19, 2008

dirty sock farm

a pile of two or more pairs of dirty socks which congregates in the same area on a bedroom floor; creating a pile or "farm".

benny look at my pro dirty sock farm.

wow bud... your great

by meatwad12345 August 4, 2009

dirty sock hop

Two people/partners at least one being male, lay together clothed in bed, on a couch, the floor, etc.. , One partner has to be asleep. The other dry humps (clothed, grinding genital area on something for sexual excitement) the leg of the sleeper until the point of loosing his load. Then composes himself above the lower half of his sleeping partner, whips his hard dick out, Removes one of the sleeping partners socks, Finishes himself (masturbates) in the sock and slaps them in the face with it until they wake up. Yells "good morning" Then bales off

Bob - What's wrong with Carla today? She I Grumpy as hell!
Ed - Yeah Sorry Bud... She wouldn't give it up so I woke her this morning with a "Dirty Sock hop"

by gearhead69 March 30, 2014

dirty sock water

When irene makes French press coffee for herself and no one else

Irene made some dirty sock water again

by Ryderman1234 October 31, 2017

Playing with the dirty sock

another term for masturbation

"I wanna play with the dirty sock..."

by Aeron January 22, 2003

dirty pink sock

When you prolapse your anus after taking a poop.

I went to the bathroom to do a #2 and I found myself with a dirty pink sock after from how large the poop was.

by Wedge AnTRILLies February 3, 2018