To selfishly engage in a romantic, one-sided relationship with a non-compatible partner without long-term intent due to desire for companionship.

Past tense: dirk-ed

A useless, lazy person who always puts in the least amount of effort possible, never takes responsibility and always blames others. They very often have blonde hair, and an idiotic, vacant facial expression. Large congregations are found around the LA area.

The words dick and jerk put together.
It was made when my freind accidentally said it when trying to say dick, and so i decided he ment dick and jerk.

Used as a versatile term of insult, a mix of dick and jerk. Effective in situations in which saying dick would be obscene and distasteful and saying jerk would make you seem like a pussy shit.

The combination of a Dick and a Jerk.

Any homosexual who is always grousing about something.

Dirk is a guy who is an absolute asshole, who also is the most stoned and seedy cunt that the earth has ever known. He cant even speak clearly or fluently enough to understand whatever he says and he hangs around the most pathetic crowd. Dirk needs to be a less seedy prick and more of a good member of his peers.