The characteristic of an individual whose face and general appearance leads others to surmise he or she is a pedophile and may perform unlawful sexual acts on children, especially very young children.
Did you hear the news about Jared Fogle , the Subway guy?
I can't believe he was arrested for kiddie porn!
I don't know why you're surprised, he has a major case of diddler face.
I can't believe he was arrested for kiddie porn!
I don't know why you're surprised, he has a major case of diddler face.
by The Dude Imbibes February 23, 2017
A very annoying guy who won't stop bragging about how big his dick is, usually because in reality it is very small.
Spencer: Cody wouldn't stop bragging about how big his dick is in health class today.
Ross: I know, he's such a wiener diddler
Ross: I know, he's such a wiener diddler
by powdereddonutsmakemegonuts October 10, 2010
by OSDGETR February 19, 2010
He fingered her? But he's grade 11 and shes only grade 6. Hes such a kiddy diddler, lets kick his ass.
by Cody October 19, 2002
The female version of a man's "Spank Bank". A "Spank Bank" is a list compiled by the spanker who he uses to visualize during his self pleasure sessions. When a women is ready for some alone time she'll go to her "Diddler's List" while she is diddling herself.
Example No. 1:
Sally Mae woke up horny one morning and started diddling herself. She went to her "Diddler's List" and thought of the muscular trashman she saw earlier in the week.
Example No. 2:
Sally Mae was watching the movie "The Princess Bride" and her clit started to throb at the site of "Andre the Giant". She instantly added him to her "Diddler's List".
Sally Mae woke up horny one morning and started diddling herself. She went to her "Diddler's List" and thought of the muscular trashman she saw earlier in the week.
Example No. 2:
Sally Mae was watching the movie "The Princess Bride" and her clit started to throb at the site of "Andre the Giant". She instantly added him to her "Diddler's List".
by Joseph Shirley February 02, 2008