the most badass train in the whole world. that smokes weed with his friends all day long and likes to eat pussy
hey dude wanna go smoke with Thomas the dank engine i have heard that he his bringing bitches
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when ur masturbating and thinking of forrest gump running into ur anus
dude i had an amazing orgasm when i was tom hanks spanky dank'in you should try and and if you dont

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A cowgirl, but a hippie at heart! She is a continuous smoker that loves to kick it with the guys. People gravitate towards T-Dank. She enjoys long relationships and has many close guy friends. Often mistaken for a "slut" but really isn't. Most people are jealous of her, because dayumm she's on top of her game. You're just not on her level, but don't feel bad as often as she smokes not very many people are. She drives a massive bad ass truck, basically a hot box on wheels, most likely named black betty or beauty. Basically, T-dank's fuckin DANK.
guy 1"I'm bored as fuck"
Guy 2"Let's hit up T-Dank"
Guy 3 "Are we gonna kill a cat?"

Love you T-Dank!

Sincerly, your boys :)
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Grade A mary jane from the midwest area also known as the danka danks. High T.H.C levels never smoked in paper or blunt, must use glass or vaporizer. The only way to aquire danka danks is if you figure out how to grow them, in the comfort and safety of your oun home.
dude is that shit tha danka danks where'd you get that: I dont know: fuck that you do to shit smells like tha danka danks: whatever i found it on the sidewalk.
by Frederick beakin January 17, 2007
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A myth from the old ages of 9gag and the Dank-iverse, this divine being has enough dankness to turn every living organism into either Pepe, a banana, Doge, Da Boi, Sausage Girl, or my mom.
Moses smoked weed with The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)
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Honestly the most lit discord server ever, with weird but cool mods and many rich dank memer players.
Omg, you should join the dank kingdom because of the daily dank giveaways they do!
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A genre of youtube videos or memes are other videosof the dank disney movies such as dankarella Beauty and the dank and other mlg they are the dankest of the dank they the cool kids of dank and mlg land
When i get home i watch the the dank mlg disney universe
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