When you turn into a walking snot ball you have "The Crud" You cough up mucus and your nose runs constantly therefor the use of the word "crud".
You go to the office and you cough and blow your nose for an hour and a coworker asks "what's wrong with you?" Yo respond, "I have the crud".
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An outbreak of Herpes Simplex II on the mouth, genitals, anus, or other body part.
Suzie didn't make Jimbo wear a condom, and now she's got the crud.
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Some good marijuana; also referred to as kush.
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One of the most useful words used for 'Crap'. Kids use it so the high-strung parents won't throw a fit.
"CRUD! My gerbil just ate my term paper!"
"What the crud is going on?"
"this is just crudtacular."
by Mike December 21, 2003
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A Euphemism for crap, which is a substitute for shit.
Oh shi...cra...crud! I left my homework at the library!
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Crud is that stuff that you find caked on to the back of a household oven. It also is popular with little kids for a substitute fof "crap", so they don't get in trouble and have to go to the office.
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