The resulting edible, frothy, creamy, white substance found in the underwear of an active person whom goes for a long run immediately after being ejaculated in.
I can't wait for Autumn to get back from her run so I can eat her Colorado cream pie!
by OMG303LOL November 19, 2016
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When you jizz inside of a box, tape it back up and then deliver it to its destination.
Give that box the old UPS cream pie

Oh fuck not again I got UPS cream pied!
by The package handlers December 15, 2020
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when a guy jizzes in a girls ear, then rubs it all around in her ear with his dick.
mrs. figgy was having hearing problems so i gave the bitch an ear cream pie but it didnt help her at all so i spongebobed her and knocked out her teeth with the sponge which she ate instantly upon waking up.
by creamsoduh October 16, 2007
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A timely variation of a regular cream pie; The visual impression of a females vulva after completing unprotected intercourse during her monthly menstrual cycle.
Like any true cuckold, Dan loves it when his wife, Mary, comes home and demands he clean up the Cherry Cream Pie that Reggie delivered only moments earlier.
by ODannyBoy July 29, 2006
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When a man puts maple syrup in a woman's vagina before sex. He then ejaculates inside if her, making a gooey mess of syrup and semen.
Jane has to shower because John gave her a Canadian cream pie.
by premiumwords October 22, 2012
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Banana Cream Pie is the act of putting a whole or peice of a banana in your female partners vagina before she cums, having her sit on your face, then eating her out swallowing the banana and cum pressed to your mouth, thus giving the effect of eating a Banana Cream Pie.
... "That girl I picked up from Adams party last night is super kinky! She fed me a warm messy Banana cream pie, super creamy if you know what I mean"
by 1NN0VAT3R October 02, 2014
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