when one person thinks someone that is so ugly that they will crap on them whilst sleeping and then leave before he/she wakes up...
Gavin: While Chad was sleeping i rubbed my cummy shit all over his chest.
Chad: Right after I had sex with Gavin last night he shit on my chest. What a waffle crapper
Chad: Right after I had sex with Gavin last night he shit on my chest. What a waffle crapper
by Dr. Wendy January 28, 2008
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descriptive noun: an extremely malodorous and filthy place, often used as a Simile in place of adjectives such as craptacular.
by sloshypuppy September 24, 2009
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"I'll put your mum in the crapper, luv"
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when you have to poop, defecate, relieve yourself, etc. Coined my Mark Fritzen after 5 hours of traffic.
by Octavarium August 21, 2009
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to be cheered up.
when you are IN the crapper, you are feeling down or depressed or something.
To be "thrown in the crapper" is wen something puts you down or upsets/depresses you.
Therefore, if something "picks you out of the crapper" it makes you happier (:
when you are IN the crapper, you are feeling down or depressed or something.
To be "thrown in the crapper" is wen something puts you down or upsets/depresses you.
Therefore, if something "picks you out of the crapper" it makes you happier (:
Amy: so anyway, guess what (:
mell: whyaat?
Amy: me n sam made up... (:
mell: oh wow ! :D
Amy: Yea, really picked me out of the crapper tbh :D
mell: whyaat?
Amy: me n sam made up... (:
mell: oh wow ! :D
Amy: Yea, really picked me out of the crapper tbh :D
by tombliboo October 05, 2009
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This is something you repeat to yourself over and over again as fast as you can when trying to urgently find a toilet because you are holding in a huge bowl movement that feels like it is about to explode out your ass at any unsuspecting momoent.
Your stomach is aching, and gurgling, and you feel you cant hold it any longer.
SO...You ask the teacher for permission to use the bathroom.
"And the teacher allows you"
So you calmly get out of your seat like "No Big Deal" and you slowly head out the door, making sure to close it behind you.
And as soon as the door is closed you break into a super fast speed walk while clinching your butt-cheecks together and repeating to yourself as fast as you can "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper"....As if it is some kind of prayer that is keeping you from crapping all over yourself.
SO...You ask the teacher for permission to use the bathroom.
"And the teacher allows you"
So you calmly get out of your seat like "No Big Deal" and you slowly head out the door, making sure to close it behind you.
And as soon as the door is closed you break into a super fast speed walk while clinching your butt-cheecks together and repeating to yourself as fast as you can "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper"....As if it is some kind of prayer that is keeping you from crapping all over yourself.
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When you can't hold your shit in anymore....
This is something you repeat to yourself as fast as you can while urgently trying to get to the nearest toilet, before you accidentally shit all over yourself.
This is something you repeat to yourself as fast as you can while urgently trying to get to the nearest toilet, before you accidentally shit all over yourself.
At work today...I had to super speed walk down the hall, while clinching my butt-checks together in order to get to the nearest toilet. Or else I would have shitted all over myself... The whole way there I was chanting "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper" repeatedly as fast as I could.
I successfully made it to the toilet though!... I think the "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper" chant keeps you from shitting all over yourself.
Thank God I didn't shit all over myself!
I successfully made it to the toilet though!... I think the "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper" chant keeps you from shitting all over yourself.
Thank God I didn't shit all over myself!
by _-_-_->The Shit Master<-_-_-_ July 24, 2009
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