John: city's home attendance is poor.
Bill: That's because unless they're playing United, the council house is never full.
Bill: That's because unless they're playing United, the council house is never full.
by Insubordination January 22, 2007
A form of really, really shite House music - the sort that gets played in sub standard bars and nightclubs, to a crowd of under-achieving individuals. "Council House" also tends to get overlapped on poor quality TV holiday shows when a nightclub scene comes on, or when a group of drunk men and/or women appear.
Kio: Ughhhhhh! What's that HORRIBLE music? My ears want to projectile vomit!!!
Paul: That's "Council House", mate.
Paul: That's "Council House", mate.
by PaulC-SS February 18, 2010
by betamax February 16, 2006
The 'council house facelife' is a chavette style of hair. They pull it back into a bun with lots and lots of mouse and or hairspray and sometimes use burberry bobbles but this is a chavette sign
Chavettes do this They pull it back into a bun with lots and lots of mouse and or hairspray and sometimes use burberry bobbles but this is a chavette sign.
by Lucy January 10, 2005
effect of a bra at lest one size too small causing a bulge over the top of the cup. Either due to someone trying to look like they have more than they have, or being too fat for an old bra.
Having nothing else clean to wear, Waynetta wore her oldest bra, even though it gave her a severe council house bulge.
Chelsea wanted to impress Kevin so she stuffed her bra with padding underneath, she thought it gave her an impressive cleavage but everyone else thought it was just council house bulge.
Chelsea wanted to impress Kevin so she stuffed her bra with padding underneath, she thought it gave her an impressive cleavage but everyone else thought it was just council house bulge.
by MoLincs October 24, 2009
Slang in Britain for a rough individual usually living on a council estate - (read: chav) that scrapes her hair back into a high ponytail, thus stretching her skin and giving the impression of a facelift.
by A~~ December 11, 2011
by Gangshxt February 22, 2019