fetus control is an act of which after ejaculating deep into the woman's vagina you then take your fist and uppercut her in the uterus opening up your arms and squeezing as hard as you can making sure to completely destroy her eggs in the process to avoid pregnancy

The act of killing a teammate in a video game for no apparent reason and need an excuse to say to not seem like a horrible person

The act of being "out of control" in the context of cars, speed, or something related. Something really cool may attempt to be in control, but may in reality go "Audi" control. Tattoos in the New Jersey shore may commonly read "Audi Control" and "V-TEC is for cars".

When someone keeps telling you what to do when you play Call of Duty.

The art of minimizing stress by an uncontrolled amount of procrastination whilst maximizing alcohol intake, without developing an addiction to it.

Driving home perfectly after 10 pints

Getting rid of dry/non responding texters