A car show in Austin, Texas which serves as one of the many vessels for Russians to launder money and sow discord in America.
by Paul Manafort October 10, 2018
A contest to determine the champion among a group of males who are either a: under the influence of some kind of drug, or b: in an alcohol induced state of competitiveness. The winner, as determined by the group watching the championship contest (who are obligated to judge impartially) wins the championship as determined by the contest.
After smoking marijuana in the Bun Shed, they decided Colin would jump down the snow covered hill first in the championship contest.
by Dr. Buns-a-lot January 09, 2006
1. (noun) A competition in which two or more people, usually (but not exclusively) male, urinate with the intention of producing the stream with the furthest distance.
2. (noun) Meaningless though nonetheless entertaining event or act in which people try to outdo one another.
2. (noun) Meaningless though nonetheless entertaining event or act in which people try to outdo one another.
The conversation between the two men was merely a pissing contest, both were trying to impress the attractive woman standing nearby with their wit and intelligence.
by Prettykitty July 26, 2003
When a dude proudly displays the size of his unusually large shit to another man or group of men, to gain pride and respect among his fellow bros.
A typical poopularity contest:
Andrew: "Hey John, check out the size of this enormous SHIT i took!!! You wont believe that this thing actually came out of my ass!!! I... I think its moving..."
John: "Ill be right there, bro......... Whoa, i bet that weighs more than a baby, good one dude, keep up the good work. Let me take a picture so I can post it to my twitter..."
Andrew: "Hey John, check out the size of this enormous SHIT i took!!! You wont believe that this thing actually came out of my ass!!! I... I think its moving..."
John: "Ill be right there, bro......... Whoa, i bet that weighs more than a baby, good one dude, keep up the good work. Let me take a picture so I can post it to my twitter..."
by mothercocker May 03, 2011
The act in which two people maintain eye contact and the one who blinks first or breaks eye contact loses.
by Dskillz101 June 06, 2017
To settle a bet or an arguement, two people will eat alot of taco stand mexican food and as much laxatives as medically advisable. Then the two contestants squat over a prized possession i.e. high school diploma, family bible, new born puppy... the first one to void their bowels loses.
Either contestant can, however, conceed the contest prior to the Niagara like release in order to use the toilet like an adult. The penalty for this is to wait outside the bathroom for the winner to use it first, then proceed into the bathroom (fumes potent) and then video tape themself hastily drop trou, then the full release. They must mail this video, with no explaination, to their mother. When she calls to ask "whats wrong with you?" the loser must say "oh no, I sent it to the wrong address...i gotta go" then they are free from the bet.
Either contestant can, however, conceed the contest prior to the Niagara like release in order to use the toilet like an adult. The penalty for this is to wait outside the bathroom for the winner to use it first, then proceed into the bathroom (fumes potent) and then video tape themself hastily drop trou, then the full release. They must mail this video, with no explaination, to their mother. When she calls to ask "whats wrong with you?" the loser must say "oh no, I sent it to the wrong address...i gotta go" then they are free from the bet.
by Johnny Crappleseed February 03, 2009
1. A contest, usually between two males, to see who can urinate over the longest distance, or for the longest amount of time.
2. A contest in which logical rational argument in the search for truth gives way to emotional and/or personal attacks for the sake of power or reputation. Usually such contests leave a feeling of ill-will amongst all involved, and prove nothing more than who belongs where in a primal heirarchy.
Derived from the term "pissing grounds", which are usually urinated on to mark ownership.
2. A contest in which logical rational argument in the search for truth gives way to emotional and/or personal attacks for the sake of power or reputation. Usually such contests leave a feeling of ill-will amongst all involved, and prove nothing more than who belongs where in a primal heirarchy.
Derived from the term "pissing grounds", which are usually urinated on to mark ownership.
by N Butcher December 11, 2005