When a male snakes his mates because he's a paigon. He invites his bird to drinks before a party in which he was usually meant to attend with his closest mates. He is a snake. cunt.
Dave: Im taking amy for drinks before the party
Boys: cunt you snake
Dave: don't worry ill be there at 10
Boys: but you're a cunt
*dave still is not there at 11pm*
Boys: dave is a snake and a cunt
Dave: i was ill
Boys: cunt
Amy: i have hand cramp from tossing dave off so much
Dave: i am such a davidoff false cobra I'm such a smokey wanker
Boys: cunt you snake
Dave: don't worry ill be there at 10
Boys: but you're a cunt
*dave still is not there at 11pm*
Boys: dave is a snake and a cunt
Dave: i was ill
Boys: cunt
Amy: i have hand cramp from tossing dave off so much
Dave: i am such a davidoff false cobra I'm such a smokey wanker
by iamasnake January 25, 2014
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n. any inanimate thing (usually a vehicle) that sways and weaves more than it should, thus causing a safety hazard.
by Sonya H. December 26, 2005
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When a person uses their finger or device to stick up a mans anus stimulating the prostate to release an orgasm.
by Reaper22 December 07, 2019
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When your boy dare you to send a dick pic so you stick the Snapchat cam in your pants and your hoe don't know.
by Fupa Friend February 26, 2016
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Just look at a real, adult king cobra that's about to strike and you'll understand my analogy with a king cobra as a synonym for an arrogant person. i mean, when arrogant want to be arrogant, is there anything you can do? no. just so with the real king cobra, if you meet one, you have no chance, you better run. and in the secular world, stay away from arrogant people as much as possible.
by sexydimma January 11, 2015
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