A name for pussy or cunt, used in reference to oral sex.
I have a hot date tonight. I hope to get a little 'crotch cobler' for dessert.
by Mark C. August 21, 2005
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The aroma that arises when one attempts to cover up the stench of a bowel movement with fruity scented air freshener.
"Dude, did you just bake a shit cobbler?!?"
by SuperMadScientist December 20, 2011
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an old lady vagina ; warn out and out of juice from many years of “experience”/ encounters with male genitals.
Yo mark your grandfather told me your grandma has a soggy cobbler.
by Southernjaggoff February 29, 2020
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Stretching the womans anus from anal sex, then puking inside of her asshole, then topping it off with jizzing inside also to complete the combo creating the cobbler effect.
I stretched her ass, barfed in it, then jizzed in it.
The boston cobbler at its finest.
by like a little blowjob April 03, 2008
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Squat Cobbler: (skwät ka-blēr)

The fetishized act of a man who sits in pie(s). Particular attention is given to the man's clothed/costumed buttocks and the specific "wiggling around" gyrations that are made once the man has sufficiently mounted the pastry.

Squat cobbling and it's variants are designed to titillate the senses and are often stored on various forms of digital media. Specialist squat cobblers, such as "crybaby squat cobblers", (a male who sits in pie while crying like a baby) are rare but in very high demand amongst pie sitting hobbyists.

(Squat cobbler videos will always feature a fully clothed or costumed man, who's pie sitting and wiggling of the buttocks will always be performed within all legal boundaries.)

AKA: "Hoboken Squat Cobbler", "Boston Cream Splat", "Full Moon Pie" and the oft requested "Dutch Apple Ass"
I stopped going on fullcreamahead.org for watching squat cobbler vids dude... I found a guy who will do custom dutch-apple-ass squat cobbling movies and only accepts baseball cards as payment bro!
by Russell. D.Jimmz February 29, 2016
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A squat cobbler is someone who squats over pies (like apple and rhubarb), and rubs their buttocks over the oven warmed dessert for sexual arousal.
Some specialists opt to cry and sob whilst performing this act.
I would like to partake in Squat Cobbling to get myself off tonight.
Or
Look over there, that man's squat cobbling.

He is a Squat Cobbler.
by Jimmy MacGill April 06, 2016
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When two or more men forcefully penetrate as many holes as possible on a woman. Then proceed to eat a nice fruit cobbler off of her vaginal region.
Mary, shall me you Billy and Collin try a pobbles cobbler?
by Blakob May 04, 2006
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