1) a complete dill weed who looks at your girlfriends ass
Dill weed: "Damn, look at that ass!"

Boyfriend: (he overheard) "yo buddy back off my girl ass- cobbler!"

Dill weed: " whoa there! Sorry bout dat friend!"

( the ass-cobbler is jumped, tea bagged multiple times, and then stripped, having to walk home naked with shame D)
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Fetish filming of person sitting on pie
He was afraid to share his fetish for squatting cobbler despite watching Fifty Shades of Grey with his companion
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A vagina that has not been shaved for a long period of time, that is covered in the females own piss and discharge. These ingredients combine, and rub all over the hairy vagina, therefore creating the Lemon Cobbler!
Charles: Wow, something smells absolutely horrible.

Virginia: Oh im sorry! I have a lemon cobbler!
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Brewing up a big ol’ shit.
Who’s farting in here? The room smells like hot ass. Just me braaaaahhhh. I’m warming a cobbler. Should be ready from the oven shortly.
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When you're getting head and it feels so good that you fart but you shit a little bit. You shart.
Bro-heim-instein, Laquisha was giving me such hella dome the other night, that I surprised her with a bit of a sloppy cobbler.
by Richard Chieze December 09, 2010
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A pristine and fragrant vagina that resembles a halved and pitted peach in its texture, taste and fragrance.
I sure likes me a spoon of peach cobbler after dinner.
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