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A particular feeling of stomach discomfort following the consuption of greasy, unhealthy food (especially McDonalds). Symptoms may include nausea, but are most commonly a feeling of bloatedness, gas, and weight "clutching" your stomach. Theories explaining the origins of the clutch include the mixture of hot greasy food followed by 64 oz. of cold, carbonated soda mixing in the stomach. This affliction is especially dangerous when experienced while driving an automobile.
May also be considered the undesired relative of "the itis."
May also be considered the undesired relative of "the itis."
"5 miles after eating a Big Mac Combo Meal from a highway rest area, I was hit by The Clutch. The rest of my drive sucked."
by Sean1 June 05, 2006
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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A feeling of joy and excitement during an event when 2 competitive teams play against each other during the final end giving that one of them will be the winner and they are currently draw but one have more advantage than the other and at overtime or the end of the match decide that the losing team won the game by a miracle.
"And now for the decisive moment, Team A is currently losing to Team B"
"Hold on! It seems that Team A is coming back, yes! They did it! The Clutch!!!"
"Hold on! It seems that Team A is coming back, yes! They did it! The Clutch!!!"
by The Clutch July 17, 2015
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(At Dennys, heavily inebriated)
"What do you think we should order?"
"The zesty nachos man, they're the clutch".
"What do you think we should order?"
"The zesty nachos man, they're the clutch".
by mswee December 20, 2013