what a male has to do after he masterbates. Grab some kleenex and clean himself up.
hey, what are your plans for tonight?? Well about 9:00, I'm gonna watch some porn for about an hour, then a little kleenex clean up, have a smoke, and then its off to bed for me!!
by doc hargrove August 16, 2006
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The act of purchasing a $50 PlanB pill and delivering it to the whore you banged last night.
You better use a condom or you’ll be doing a Hazmat Clean-Up tomorrow because that skank ain’t on birth control.

That bitch dropped the Puke & Nuke on me and now I need to do a Hazmat Clean-Up.
by king j$ August 09, 2010
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A good man that gets curbed by a chick who's average at best but thinks she's

God's gift to the world. She later gets pregnant by Anquandretravious and she's left alone with a baby. Realizing she's messed up (and 60 pounds heavier) she goes back to said curbed guy to take care of her and her child.
Guy: Let's date.
Girl: You're not my type.
Girl: Gets pregnant by Raequantay and is left alone with a baby
Girl: You wanna date now?
Guy: Kick rocks. I'm not your clean up man.
by Simp Free December 10, 2019
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A man who likes to lick another man's cum out of his wife or girlfriend's well fucked pussy. He likes it even better if he can lick the cum off her asshole.
Billy was the "clean up man." He liked to watch other men fuck his wife and then he would lick their cum from her well fucked pussy.
by RobbieJor December 21, 2004
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Being the fourth person to bang a chick in the same night.
I heard Nick was batting clean-up last night; he better get tested
by NICK_HUGE_FAN February 06, 2012
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Usually refers to men. Especially men who don't pay much attention to their looks, in terms of grooming, hair and clothes.
However when they put some attention to it they look good.

Best example is Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. He always looks frumpy, stained, unshaven, slump, but you always

get the feeling that when he needs to escort Daphne Blake to her gf wedding Shaggy after a shave and a nice getup will look good.
Girl 1: Are you crazy you want me to go out with Jonah Hill, yuck
Girl 2: Sweety, he cleans up good and will make you look great on that red carpet
by Tim E Wastin November 22, 2013
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A woman who cleans a mans penis by virtue of performing oral sex on him, after he had just finished having unprotected sex with another woman.
I called my clean-up hitter, Beth, over for a bj after Tina left my place.
by JBananas July 26, 2010
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