A gay handjob using buffalo sauce as lube.

The act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the gatekeeper of Goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of him letting you in.

the act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the entity that lets people into goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of it letting you in

When your mum uses your real name when you’ve done something wrong

The love of my entire life and soul. The most amazing loving and caring and handsome man I’ve ever come across. He is my life saver and my soulmate and the man who I’m going to spend the rest of my entire being with. ❤️❤️❤️

The love and entire being of my entire life and soul. He’s a life saver and a generous loving and caring man. Taken forever by Summer Tignanelli.

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best guy ever
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copped the best one
fuckin love this dopey guy
always really sweet, knows just what to say and do to make things better, super funny, husband material.