throws milk everywhere thinks hes black and yells rrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
chris stop fucking throwing milk
by ghost9115 March 09, 2019
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A guy who can always make you laugh, even at the worst of times. He's an extremely sexy person, even though he denies it. He is also smart, and denies that too. Someone named Chris is always up for having a good time and will always leave you breathless. You'll never be bored with a Chris around.
Wow. He is so much fun to hang out with! He must be a Chris!
by Lizzy aka myranda February 23, 2009
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Best name ever reserved only for pimps and direct decedents of god himself
yo dude last night Chris fucked 3 girls at once it was off the hook
by big pimp48646489 January 10, 2009
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The most lovely guy I have ever known.. he makes me smile and laugh and is sexier than Johnny Depp... he is amazing and I love him <3
I love Chris <3
by LindseeChantalGates:] August 25, 2008
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The kind of guy who thinks he's nothing special, but really proves to be better than the rest. He believes he's not worthy, but really, he's absolutely lovely.
There's just something about Chris...
by ElizaLucy February 18, 2010
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A Sexy Russian Dolphin. Loved even though he can be an idiot and an ass at times. Loves the coconut!
Chris: "#Cocophin"
by Wolfie83 February 11, 2014
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