The chortle is dipping one's balls into a glass of bubbly while she blows bubbles through a straw and jerks you off
by Anonymous May 14, 2003
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The should-have-been word given to a laugh that we say instead of do.
Real people:'laughs'
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A comination of chuckling and snorting. Ususally designated as a description of a weird laugh.
"You are soo high!" the Albanian foreign exchange student chortled.
by Shin Akuma November 03, 2003
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Sucking dick in an aggressive manner, often times going down the throat.
"Damn dude, Stacy chortled my balls last night."
"Nice man, but watch out, she's a hoe."
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To laugh

NB. This word is found only in certain British boy's comics, namely the Dandy and the Beano. It is extremely rare to use it in normal speech, unless inviting laughter.
"That was so funny!", Sam chortled.
by zimman August 02, 2005
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a chortle is a gleeful chuckle or laugh you make when you REALLY enjoy something.

like CHORTLES!
CHORTLES! yay this candy is amazing.
by Abbygail March 16, 2007
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