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when you bang a girl using a 4x4 as a strap-on
the carpenter hurts like hell I have a splinter in my ass
by adrain barboza April 02, 2019
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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the act of wrapping sandpaper around your Penis and having sex with a woman
after i used the carpenter she was smooth as a pebble
by 07 Sr. Mens Swim November 06, 2007
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Add:

1 cup of queer
2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)
1 tbsp denial
1 large ass dildo
2 of the gayest friends ever

and you get a Ross

"Stop acting like 'The Carpenter' and just come out already."
by Mal Mal August 17, 2006
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