When you’re taking a fat shit and someone banging on the door tryna get in and so you let it all out but not all of it comes out so when you stand up it’s all of a sudden on the floor, this happened to me when I was tryna leave my girls house about 30 years ago, she was 12 I was 22

when you lay face down on a pillow and your girl inserts her clitoris into your ass

You convince a female (preferably one you're not too fond of) to lick your ass, and then while she's doing that, you drop a huge load on her face. You then turn and laugh. All of this is done while secretly filming or streaming the deed.

A very dark, and Lumpy Penis, typically has a lot of hair that goes up the shaft.

When a man decides that he has spent too much time and money on a female and needs an excuse to get rid of her. He fucks her in the ass, makes her give him a blow job and then immediately feels that she is disgusting and wont talk to her anymore....just like a gypsy.

When an individual reverse grips their penis and their "helper" grasps the wrist, thereby enabling one to thrust to their hearts content.

A kiss that involves one's fist and another person's lips. To perform a Bulgarian kiss, simply punch the other person in the lips. This is not to be confused with a Bulgarian French Kiss, which is quite different.