First diahrea is a necessity. Then starting a rolling brown out on a male or female, then you partner slowly stands up as the feces come out of the rectum. Thus causing the other person to be covered in a web of feces looking like a swamp monster.
Guy1: "Dude last night she totally blew me at the party last night"

Guy2: "... well my girl got so wasted she couldnt control her bowels and made me look like a bulgarian swamp monster"
by little nippy hawk panther October 20, 2011
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Hot people that drink rakiya, yell slurs after a fly comes buzzing inside the window. They also listen to chalga (not always), eat shopska salad for breakfast, lunch and dinner. And finally, their voice is three times louder than anything else you've heard before. But us Bulgarians also like complaining a lot.
Abe da mu eba maika mu deeba na taq muha sq she mi shumi 20 minuti da mu eba.-casual Bulgarian swear language.
by Yeetus Deleetus June 18, 2021
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Masturbating from behind, through one's right or left leg with the hand facing palm upwards
I'm starting to get bored of plain old wanking so I thought I'd try out the Bulgarian Backhand to switch things up
by JoweyDoorsunHasCrabs March 22, 2018
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When you bust in your partners mouth and she secretly withholds from swallowing then proceeds to kiss you letting your cum seep into your own mouth. This act is perform in either deep hatred or kinky love. Either way it makes for a salty surprise.
My toothless bulgarian hooker surprised me with a good ol’ fashioned Bulgarian backwash the other night. Easiest 5 stars I’ve ever given.
by JaredDE42 July 31, 2018
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When entering Fellatio with the sole purpose of throwing up on a dick.
Dan: Heard Quindarious got bulgarian booby trapped.
Mike: Dam n dude that fuckin sucks
by BirdBorb August 14, 2019
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1: Hop in hunny.

2: Oh, my, I see you've made it a Bulgarian Bubble Bath!

1: Yup, I pooped in it.
by EijeigetsaBJ October 05, 2021
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