Urban Dictionary: the break up

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when you want to break up with your boyfriend, but dont know how, give him a hand job. and when he jizzes, slap it on his face and tell him you're done.

i performed "the break up" with my ex boyfriend because i didnt know how else to do it

by schroeder6 July 08, 2009

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Sep 13 Word of the Day

NPR-American

A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.

Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.

by monkeylabor September 12, 2021