an honest, friendly, and typically naive man.

The only place that exploits young men for the sole purpose of procreating hyper masculinity

Commissioner of our fantasy league brags on his scout commendations. He fell apart in the playoffs after talking shit all season.

Someone who plays by the book, regardless of the situation, especially to stand out in contrast to others who would prefer to do something differently. Sometimes he helps his friends stay out of trouble, and sometimes he’s just a buzzkill who whines a lot.

It’s almost always a derogatory term, and has nothing to do with the actual Boyscouts of America (though the image conveyed is that of a goody goody little Boy Scout using a diagram to tie knots and helping old ladies cross the street).

A place for scouts to go to learn and earn merit badges. Only catch? it isn't boy scouts, it's just scouts. So now you can canoodle with a female scout and earn the astronomy merit badge at the same time!

The bits of poop that come out of a scout when he tries fisting for the first time, usually at a Jamboree.

Slang for genital herpes