im so board to go out tonihgt
by DDGREATSKUA October 23, 2006
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meaning to be close to, i.e. it is the vocal form of the hand gesture when someone crosses their fingers to mean "me and her, we're like *this*". can be abbreviated to just "boards".
"me and jez are boards on a board rack, i tell u"
by karis November 1, 2004
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See docking. But with more smegma...more...a little more...woe! TOO MUCH!!!
thats a lot of smegma there bill, your dick is awful cheesy...
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bored as a board on a board riding board is a word or sentence used when someone is so bored they decide to say the word multiple times with different meanings in a different pattern
Timmy: ughhh im boarddddddddddd
jonny: me 2
Timmy: are you as bored as a board on a board riding board
jonny: why
Timmy: idk jus bored
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A greedy, monopolistic corporation that abuses and inflicts pain on students everywhere by writing their idea of college entrance exams and charging them a shitload of money for it. The most disgusting part of this is that the college board essentially profits off of the torture and abuse of these kids who are literally working themselves to death.
prostitute - a woman who sells sex for money

college board victim - a student who gives in to the sadistic abuse and demands of the college board in order to get a college education
by college board victim January 15, 2013
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When you have to drop a massive deuce but you hold it in until you get home or find a cleaner or more private bathroom to use. It feels like you are temporarily with child. Thus, you've got a "baby on board."
If you got a baby on board, here' s what to do: walk briskly, drive safely, and set yourself free in the privacy of your own home.
by Ae5Ea8 April 2, 2015
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A chat forum set up exclusively for Gary's benefit and use.
How dare anyone else post on it.
This is Geezer's-board. Don't you dare have an opinion on it!
by Steve Parrot January 1, 2009
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