being on ur damn period
lucy metcalfe is always on her blob. she never fucking smiles!
by craig barton February 13, 2004
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When an obese man is laying on an obese lady, trying to find where to stick his penis in.
Dave: Hey Sharon the blob was really good last night.
Sharon: Yea, it was really good when you actually put it in my vagina.
by ijackoff2u January 22, 2011
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When an obese man is laying on an obese lady trying to find where to stick his penis.
Dave: Hey Sharon the blob was really good last night.
Sharon: Yea, it was really good when you actually put it in my vagina.
by ijackoff2u January 22, 2011
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A girl who simply exists and has nothing to offer to anyone other than her physical presence. A non-blob girl should never feel threatened by a blob because a blob lacks all the qualifications necessary to meet the non-blob threshold. In other words, a blob is inadequate, deficient, lame, and simply not up to par. A blob just exists, and that's about it. It takes a lot of work to transition from a blob to a non-blob, and it rarely happens because most blobs are incapable of realizing all that they are to make a change in the first place: a blob.

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1. There's no need to feel threatened Myra, she's just a blob.

2. Girl, she's just a blob.

3. Why you even comparing yourself to her Sandra? She's nothing but a blob.

4. But she's a blob though!!
5. Girl, don't even fret. That blob got nothing on you.

6. That blob doesn't even matter though!

7. Honestly, I don't even care about or notice that blob because she's only a blob!

8. Have a seat, blob.
by KimberlyDee June 18, 2020
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When a girl is on the blob, that means she has her period.
Dis bitch's a lil' bitchy, I fuckin' think she's on da blob.
by Fangsta March 17, 2003
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A term for when a Female has her periods
Can't have a shag tonight cause she is on blob.
by bobb todd July 07, 2006
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