to go to a party, most likely of someone you dont like, sneak into the laundry room, and shit in the dryer, then turn timer to 90 min on high cotton.

to go to a laundymat, throw a freshly pooped in sock into a dryer, insert max amount of quarters and leave.
youve been hit by the blake
by yourstruley October 23, 2007
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Oh my god, look at that guy with all those hott chicks! He is definately the blake.
by K.A.C. June 10, 2009
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the act of masturbating excessively due to laziness or difficulty in finding pussy.
Ever since Arton got rejected by Tamara, he just spends all night blaking off at home.
by Emonster17 November 30, 2010
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Originated from Old English, he is a virile alpha type with dark or light complexion. Strategic and visionary in his thoughts, his mind is always working to improve systems or himself. He is professional and focused with his work, and balances stressors with hobbies or through sexy time with his better half. He values intelligence and efficiency, seeks knowledge, and appreciates logic, thinks outside the box, and enjoys mental stimulation, wordplay, patterns with numbers, and problem solving. He typically works under the radar in stealth mode, quiet and focused. Like an iceberg, what you see is only a fraction of what is actually there. Results of his efforts surface with great magnitude, surprises those who underestimate his power and influence. Blake is wholehearted with his passions and the people he loves. He is well respected for his intelligence by all and loved by those who have the privilege to know him.
There is nothing average about you. You must be Blake.
by Mind.over.matter December 12, 2018
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One of the most beautiful girls on the planet. She is a good influence to others, and has a wonderful personality that others would kill for. She's very trustworthy and is good with advise. Others seek upon her for help with their lives. Guys want her, but some know they cant have her. She lives to please people and make her life the best it possibly can be. You will fall in love with her when you stumble upon her.
Blakely is one of the finest people on earth, and i wish to meet her.
by Apple-Cinnamon. March 23, 2009
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Fun and hilarious. The man who will always rule a crowd. Caring and sensitive. Always knows how to make his woman smile. Dorky. Knows how to have a good time just sitting around the house on a rainy day. Sexy and exciting--knows exactly how to please. The most amazing man you could ever hope for.
Bitches better be envious of Blakes girl.
by TaraJohanna December 01, 2011
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