The Queen of Spades in the card game Hearts. A real bitch because she penalises you 13 points (unless you can manage to collect all the Hearts as well).
Robert collected the black bitch again and lost the game.
by Bloopy April 09, 2005
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1. A card game - variation of the game of hearts (also known as "black witch"). This game is more cutthroat.

All the cards are dealt. Dealer rotates. Three cards are passed to another player in rotation starting with the player to the left. Player on the dealers left plays first by selecting a card and laying it down. Play procedes clockwise, players must follow suit or discard. Highest in the suit wins. Some cards have a point value and are retained face up.
Hearts have their spot value (face cards 10, ace 20) and the Queen of spades is worth 31 (the black bitch).
Points are totaled after each hand - play stops when a predetermined score is reached (usually 500)... *lowest* score wins. However - should all the point cards be won in one hand, everyone *elses* score increases by 31.

In some variations, the jack of diamonds is worth -31, thus canceling the black bitch or reducing a players overall score.

When played with a tarot deck, wands plays the role of hearts, swords the role of spades, and the major arcana are trumps (win any hand where it is the highest trump card played).

2. The queen of spades (see above)

3. (More obscure) A sudden, single, stroke of extremely bad luck.
I was just cruising past all the other competitors when life hit me with the black bitch: my engine blew up!

"OK - hit me with the black bitch..." (when a friend is reluctant to deliver bad news or to do some harmful action).
by Simon Bridge March 10, 2007
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A Black man or woman stealing money, or stuff from you.
David: Hey, who stole $120 out of my wallet?
James: It must have been a Black bitch.
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A fake phrase that isn't actually a thing
Want to get black bitch wasted?
What are you talking about idiot that's not a thing. You're really dumb.
by Supersmart092 January 31, 2015
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The female component of the ghetto, hood community (not to be mistaken with normal African Americans) who acts a damn fool when she feels that her blackness or street credibility is under threat. She usually acts and responds extremely out of proportion with any act committed that they are offended by. Examples: The only black girl at work with a headwrap smelling like patouli, who wants to know who let the popcorn burn in the microwave then proceeds to attack the person who thought that 4 minutes of popping was acceptable. The woman who gets angry when you don't want to buy her man's mix tape for 12.99 and then curses at you and says that you didn't deserve to hear such fly shit anyhow as she throws a brick at your car window. The black woman at Family Dollar who yells, Why the fuck do they keep the laundry detergent under lock and key behind the counter... when her intent was to enter the store to steal it. The black woman at the stop light who is still texting her cousin about where the trees are at when the light turns green, but then busts 12 shots at you with her 9mm for honking your horn.
Did you see how damn hard she just slammed that door cause the gas station didn't carry Newport cigarettes in the box? That's an angry black bitch!
by Myztifyan September 03, 2016
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