Urban Dictionary: the beef

a large knarly vagina resembling an abused hunk of meat.

by crazzzygrrl November 30, 2010

When attempting to perform a critical task, one over does things and fails miserably but also humorously.

To crash and fail

Jim was tryin to jump this car on his bike, but when he hit the ramp he was goin way to fast and just totally beefed it on the other side.

Whoa, did you see that guy? he just totally beefed it

by Iamthestallionmang May 17, 2005

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Beef

to have a grudge or start one with another person.

(50 cent: life's on the line) "Beef u dont want none so dont start none"

by Anonymous April 26, 2003

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beef

1. (n) - Meat from a cow

2. (n) - A grudge or conflict

3. (v) - To fart

1. Fuck McDonald's, let's go somewhere where the burgers are real beef.

2. Yeah, the US has got a real beef with Iran right about now.

3. Dammit, who beefed? Smells like ass in here now.

by DEC_42 May 16, 2010

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No beef

Not trying to start an argument or tension.

Kenny: Your idea is pretty whack.no beef! just saying its kinda whack

Ron: yeah whatever

by ScronyGreenBaller April 27, 2009

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beefing

Disputatious or holding malice against someone

Ja Rule and 50 Cent have been beefing over bullsh*t

by Tiffy&Tolly June 09, 2005

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beefing

From the episode "Laundry" from Jake and Amir. When two guys hang out and start crying. Amir does this often around Jake for no apparent reason.

Amir - Look at us crying up here like a bunch of ninnies. Heh, everybody turn back, don't look at us. Two dudes, two grown men, just sharing a beef.
Jake - What's a beef?
Amir - We're beefing right now!
Jake - No we're not.

by boxmanforpresident January 14, 2012

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