There exists much too many interpretations of what 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th base is. This is a much needed clarification on the nature of the bases.

1. Eye contact

2. Hug
3. Kiss on Cheek

4. Peck on lips
5. Makeout

6. Hickey on Neck

7. Hickey on parts other than Neck

8. Makeout with shirts off

9. Finger / Handjob

10. Blowjob / Eat Pussy

11. Sex

12. Sex with role play

13. Threesome

14. Orgy / Sex in Sex Club
P1: YOOOO, I hooked up with someone last night.

P2: oh damn, how far?
P1: 9th base
P2: Thanks for the clarity. The Real Sexual Bases (RSB) is very helpful for navigating such conversations.
P1: peace bro
by gutjop July 27, 2021
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These are the clarified version of the sexual bases. Real Sexual Bases (RSB)

1. Hug
2. Kiss on Cheek

3. Peck on lips
4. Make Out

5. Hickey on Neck

6. Makeout with shirts off
7. Hickey on parts other than Neck

8. Finger/Handjob

9. Blowjob/eat pussy

10. Sex

11. Sex with role play

12. Threesome

13. Orgy / Sex in Sex Club
Scenario 1:
P1: Yo bro, I got lucky last night.

P2: Damn, how far did you go?

P1: only to 7th base :((
P2: damn the Real Sexual Bases offered perfect clarity in this situation

Scenario 2:

P1: how did the date go?
P2: it was chill, we hit 3rd base at the end. hopefully get to 4th on the next one
P1: once again, the Real Sexual Bases offered much needed clarity on this situation
by gutjop August 05, 2021
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1st base: kissing
2nd base: handjob
3rd base: deepthroat
shortstop: anal
home run: sex
Hey, what sexual bases did you get to last night?
home run!
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Playing an online game with player vs player enabled that is skill based instead of P2W.

See: Heroes of the storm. HOTS
If you want to see good skill based pvp play the MOBA HOTS.
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Facts and figures presented in a manner to force people to a specific conclusion vice forming their own opinion.
His agenda-based metrics don't allow you to consider any other possibilities!
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When you take a dump off a building and hit someone.
Them: Hey man, you should use your Air-based vision locked targeting system!
Me: Naa...
Them: Five bucks if you hit the baby
Me: Deal!
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A prostitute, but one who acts with the greater speed, efficiency and warfighting capability one would expect from a prostitute working an installation of the United States Air Force.
Bob: Whoa, that car is really fast!
Jim: Yeah, faster than an air base hooker!
by Air Base Hooker January 18, 2019
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