an incredibly pimped out instrument that picks up mad bitches. requires skill to be played and cannot be improved by computers in order to make it sound listenable (like every other type of music).
i was playing my banjo last night and this girl wanted to throw me some brain. so i let her.
by daftdon November 25, 2003
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A instrument played by young girls around campfires and sounds good with songs like "somewhere over the rainbow".
sropes: ima go and play ma ukulele and jam out.
jdubs: ummm...i think thats a banjo...
sropes:NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
by JDUBS9757 October 08, 2011
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The only instrument that you cannot play a sad song on.
Woohooo, sheeit son, ya damn near had meh hwhoopin' and hollain' with that there banjo playin'!
by the_bayest December 16, 2008
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Dude, i took sarah for some chicken last night, and got an awesome banjo!
by Lord G-Dawg March 04, 2012
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the bit that joins your bell to your shaft
my banjo snapped!
by ross evans May 22, 2003
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(adj) The resultant state of mind from overindulgence in an intoxicating substance.


Origin: Scally Crew Wisbech. Due to their spread thoughout the united kingdom (usually though dodging the law) The word has also spread
Kev, I am so fucking banjoed.
by Wizzer Kev April 24, 2004
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Hillbilly instrument used to make music. Folk music. The best tootin' grab yer wife n swap'er rootin', beast folk music.
The Hillbilly played his banjo, sexually, to the cows, the cows rejoced in joy of this country and western rootin' tootin' banjo playin'.
fo' shizzle
by lewi November 17, 2003
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