by doc scotland September 23, 2006
Bust A Nut Jacking Off. A way to console yourself after a night of failing to get sex, or a good way to keep yourself out of trouble.
I struck out last night, looks like I'm going home to strum the ol' BANJO.
Why pay for sex when you could could solo BANJO?
Why pay for sex when you could could solo BANJO?
by AssGuzzler1985 April 26, 2016
to banjo - to drink excessively, to behave in a manner geared solely for the consumption of alcohol and commitment to shenanigans. noun - a banjo, a particularly drunken night out, with many inebriated occurences. adjective - banjoed - wasted on drink, or the victim of a banjo related shenanigan
Jimmy Boy, we're having a dirty banjo tonight, no questions asked!
Last night's banjo was so extreme, I woke up with a car aerial up my arse.
Brucey's been playing the banjo for too long now, he's talking shit!
I've only had two pints, I shouldn't be banjoed, but I fucking am.
Last night's banjo was so extreme, I woke up with a car aerial up my arse.
Brucey's been playing the banjo for too long now, he's talking shit!
I've only had two pints, I shouldn't be banjoed, but I fucking am.
by Canny Boy March 18, 2006
A banjo takes place between a husband and wife only. It occurs when a wife refuses to sleep with her husband resulting in the only proper use of a banjo. While the wife is sleeping, the husband masturbates and just before orgasm wakes the wife up and proceeds to give her a facial.
Dude, she just wouldn't give it up so I gave her a banjo; Did John tell you about giving his wife a banjo?; If she won't give you any, buy her a banjo.
by SchoonerShark July 16, 2009
by martin May 27, 2003
A slang term to refer to smoking weed. so you can talk about weed in any social or school enviroment. and its catchy!
by Silas A September 11, 2006