1. The alternative to a monkey (cause you know everyone prefers monkeys over apes)
2. A fat ape with a lot of hair and body odor.
3. Your incredibly annoying brother.
Brother: (smelling his armpits)
You: Ew your such a baboon!!!
by Liviloves October 29, 2015
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A blackened or pigmented black person that has village instincts similar to that of a baboon. Eg. Beating their meat and chest
"This black fuck is being a baboon"
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Dad: Be careful of my brother Dan. He's a real baboon.
Me: Is he the one who did skyscraper parkour?
Dad: He also spent a week in my closet without me knowing.
by Darth Frosty January 04, 2018
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Poo that becomes entangled in human anal pubes...the person who has the poo baboons would also need to have a pubic forest long enough for the poo to swing
Damn those poo baboons are swinging through the anal forest
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A caaarrraaazzzyy baboon/monkey from Mumbia India! VERRRY GOOD!

He is very fur fur furry and likes to color color color!
Dude hashish baboon is harassing me again!
by veryyy good! April 12, 2012
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