copy cat. no original ideas. copies phrases. zero social skills. probably homeschooled. erectile disfunction. loves to hoop. by a miracle of God, he somehow gets girls. no sense of style. loves his girls. e and c. avid hoops player. loves to buy into conversations. great christian guy. supposedly fantastic in bed. dance central god. can thrust and grind like nikki minaj. loves calling girls by cute little nicknames. has almost no friends. advocate for mullet awareness. definently packing down there. thinks he’s king of campus. better hide yo girl when he steps out
by anonomus23456 March 12, 2019
by mershface May 21, 2013
You can call him Hoz. Has too many wins in Fortnite (9). Will steel your girl with his sharp jawline and mega veins. If you call him Zack he will get very mad, so make sure to call him Hoz. Also has a song written about him called Hoz Plan.
Me: Hey Zack Hosmer (Hoz) did you do the homework for John Ozminkowskis class.
Zack: CALL ME HOZ, I WILL CARRY YOU IN FORTNITE.
Zack: CALL ME HOZ, I WILL CARRY YOU IN FORTNITE.
by The Hoz April 30, 2018
by the_sad_derp December 23, 2019
An asshole who can be a pretty cool person but can also be hot headed. If you know anybody by this name then your pretty lucky
Its ok to be a Zack J.B but not all the time.
by Snerf.. February 12, 2018
Zack is a boy with big fluffy cheeks. He likes young girls named Fiona. Another name for Zack is Shrek.
by fionazack October 16, 2019
by gayboi690 January 06, 2021

