Find a car, preferably with a large, phallic hood ornament. Steal/Drive the car into residential garage, close garage doors. Turn car on….procure oneself onto the hood ornament rectally, masturbate. and enjoy the carbon monoxide high…here I go again, on my own..
Sean~ "Gay dood, my friggin car is outta gas...that's the third time this week."
Jim~ "I'm a man with few needs...and The Whitesnake three to twelve times a week is one of them...besides, you're car has that weird emblem on it and it works better than my car."
Sean~ "Good point, I'm gonna be in the garage awhile."
Jim~ "I'm a man with few needs...and The Whitesnake three to twelve times a week is one of them...besides, you're car has that weird emblem on it and it works better than my car."
Sean~ "Good point, I'm gonna be in the garage awhile."
by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ February 17, 2006
by Joe Bone March 17, 2005
Russell was telling us how much in love he was with Holly when Keith speaks out loudly "How about some of that Whitesnake". Damn, Russell just got "Whitesnaked"
by Russell Pridgen September 26, 2007
To "do a whitesnake" is the act of leaving your friends or colleagues at a bar or club and not tell them your leaving.
This is done in order to bypass lengthy goodbyes or to avoid a peer pressure situation to stay and consume more alcoholic beverages when you just want to go home.
A usual tactic is to excuse oneself to use the bathroom and then not return.
This is done in order to bypass lengthy goodbyes or to avoid a peer pressure situation to stay and consume more alcoholic beverages when you just want to go home.
A usual tactic is to excuse oneself to use the bathroom and then not return.
"Hey have you seen Tony anywhere??"
"No not in a while, said he was going to the bathroom"
"I bet he's after doing a whitesnake!!"
"No not in a while, said he was going to the bathroom"
"I bet he's after doing a whitesnake!!"
by Jester12 April 4, 2013
by BradleyBigB January 28, 2012
The greatest love-rock, cock-rock band on the planet. The songs are so pumping and rocking, yet so soulful and melodic. Whatever mood your in, there will be a Whitesnake song that suits your situation. Plus David Coverdale is the best singer, songwriter and frontman in the world!!
by Mike20070 May 30, 2005