When a female is in doggy style position across the room and you sprint at her naked and try to to penetrate here ass. If you miss, your fucked.
Bro, did you hear about Jack?
"No"
Bro, he tried Amazonian spear throw last night and missed.
"Dayyyyym, he must have broke his dick"
"No"
Bro, he tried Amazonian spear throw last night and missed.
"Dayyyyym, he must have broke his dick"
by Purple6muffins9 May 05, 2016
The sexiest of all men alive. If you are within 50 feet of Fear the Spear you will be burned alive. Looking at him without sunglasses will result in permanent blindness. The last person to have sex with him died because his penis was 17.5 inches.
Brianna: “Oh my god! That’s Fear the Spear! Look at how hot he is!!!”
Anthony: “Brianna no! You can’t look at him directly or you’ll go blind! And don’t get that close to him either!”
Brianna: “But look at that bulge...”
Anthony: “BRIANNA NOO!!!!!”
Anthony: “Brianna no! You can’t look at him directly or you’ll go blind! And don’t get that close to him either!”
Brianna: “But look at that bulge...”
Anthony: “BRIANNA NOO!!!!!”
by Father Jake September 05, 2017
Akin to forum trolling, forum spearing is directed towards a single member of a forum, just as spearing fish targets a single fish. Also simply called "spearing", it usually occurs when a forum member is found to be easily offended, or lacks a sense of humor.
"This forum user is taking every post way too seriously, and the other members have started spearing him relentlessly."
"I love when people take me seriously on this forum. They become prime candidates for forum spearing."
"I love when people take me seriously on this forum. They become prime candidates for forum spearing."
by Slang mint May 01, 2009
when a female whom you do not like or find attractive is riding you and you lose your boner. so the takes a cucumber or her fist and starts beating you to death
duder 1: bro, i fucked the ugliest chick in the world last night, she was so ugly that she dirty speared me.
duder 2: but i though that was technically impossible when having your penis stimulated.
duder 1: also the inside of her vagina made me think about Burt Reynolds
duder 2: holy fuck.
lurkin duder 3: the thought of receiving a dirty spears turns me on
duder 2: but i though that was technically impossible when having your penis stimulated.
duder 1: also the inside of her vagina made me think about Burt Reynolds
duder 2: holy fuck.
lurkin duder 3: the thought of receiving a dirty spears turns me on
by gabeisintheoffice January 21, 2009
by ninja420 July 06, 2021
Johnny - Hey Alf, Who won the 1964 World Series Of Rooster Smashing?
Alf - I dont know, Let me Net-Spear it for you
Alf - I dont know, Let me Net-Spear it for you
by Ghost Bears June 22, 2011

