Top definition
1. To get high and fuck
2. To use Marijuana as a means to increase the chances of getting laid
3. Anyone that you smoke marijuana with in order to have sex with them
4. (variant) Smoke&Poke ( Smoke weed, then engage in coitus)
2. To use Marijuana as a means to increase the chances of getting laid
3. Anyone that you smoke marijuana with in order to have sex with them
4. (variant) Smoke&Poke ( Smoke weed, then engage in coitus)
Guy 1: Dude, that chick is way outta ur league
Guy 2: Yeah no shit! I dont stand a chance.... *sigh*
Guy 1: Just do the smokey pokey ahaahhahaahahaaaa
"Remember Chris, if she smokes, she pokes" -'Lois' from Family Guy
Guy 2: Yeah no shit! I dont stand a chance.... *sigh*
Guy 1: Just do the smokey pokey ahaahhahaahahaaaa
"Remember Chris, if she smokes, she pokes" -'Lois' from Family Guy
by DaLi617 May 18, 2010
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007