When a situation is not likely to happen. There is no chance or possibility
Im bout to fuck that beautiful gir
"Man that shit is SKI"
by Bullcity rep November 16, 2016
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An abbreviated version of broski; a friend preferably but not in all cases of male gender.
by tyyguy March 07, 2011
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(pronounced skeez) a suffix used to create a better sense of excitement or emotion in certain words.
"Alright I'm doneskies!"
"I'll talk to you later. Kaybyeskies."
"Ah! You're a choafskies!"
"Talk to you laterskies."
"Mmm! This stuff is goodskies!"
by choafoso February 23, 2009
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To give two guys handjobs while sitting in between them. It is very popular with girls in the south due to the low cost and the fact that no snow is needed.
Amber showed my friends Doug and Robbie that she really knows how to ski. She is an Expert on the Slopes.
by slyfox02 March 01, 2009
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The act of delivering dual simultaneous hand-jobs simulating the motions of a cross-country skier. This action is usually performed while ‘Sitting Bitch’ in a pickup truck (front seat center position) but any vehicle with a bench seat will suffice.
The truck driver and his toothless uncle were so pleased with Brian’s ‘Skiing’ that they ‘FingerBlasted’ his ‘Bung Hole’ as a means of saying thank you.

The folks back home told him it was impossible to ski across the Sahara Desert but Brian is the Men’s Freestyle Hand-Job Champion if anyone could do it, He can.
by cRAZY kooT August 29, 2002
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