Whenever you infiltrate the Persian King's castle and use your sands of time to go back in time to the exact moment when Captain Hook kills Rufio in the movie, "Hook". At this point you will proceed to rip Rufio's dangling scrotum off, smack all the Lost Boys' faces with it, then give the Captain a good old jizzstache. You will then sharpen your scimitar in Rufio's dingleberry-encrusted ass crack and commit suicide.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods