When a guy is jerking off and right before he blows, he realizes that he doesn't have a catch-rag. He quickly gets up and runs towards the nearest thing he can use................but doesn't make it.
Mike was watching an adult cinematic feature last night but forgot a tissue and pulled the runner.
by Thor76 October 7, 2004
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(adj) Describes the way a hand won in Texas Hold'em Poker if the turn (fourth) and river (fifth) cards saved it from losing.
That river rat -- all he had were rags til he caught that runner-runner flush on the board.

Oh man, what a chaser. He calls my all-in with a double gut-shot, then gets a runner-runner straight on the river. Unbelievable.
by Coell November 10, 2005
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A person who runs off stage after Maury reads the DNA test results! When Maury says: "You ARE NOT the father!", women become Runners to the right stage exit. When Maury says: "You ARE the father!", men become Runners to the left stage exit.
Sholanda is still trying to find her daughter's father with the help of the Maury show. She has tested 17 different men, and 17 different times she's been a Runner!
by talk2me-JCH2 January 28, 2017
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A girl who runs between boy to boy without thought

A girl who talks to many boys at once and is very friendly with all of them
by Bacon king 26 September 23, 2017
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Someone who runs drugs. They can either smuggle large quantity's for other people or run/peddle/sell small quatity's themselves.
Dealer :"I need a runner to bring my drug's across from Mexico."
Suspected Dealer : "I'm jus' a 'small time runner', why not let me go and concentrate on the bigger fish that are importing it and shit."
by Diego Blunt August 18, 2003
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a particularly and extremely loose woman; a hoe; whore; harlot; a real nasty bitch thatll fuck just about anyone, anywhere, anyway. no matter the number. one after another, or all at the same time...
ayo son, you see that chick? she a straight runner joe.
by dubious February 9, 2003
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A group of the hardest bunch of people alive who run like beasts.
Runners take part in extremely difficult sport and are hated on by random motorists and citizens.
by The World Dictionary October 31, 2004
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