Urban Dictionary: the Net

-unsuccessful.
-didn't happen.
-didn't score.
-failure.
-outside the net.

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The end result of taking a dump. What happens after you Pull The Goalie. When you no longer have any fecal matter in your bowels.

Bro, that was a healthy shit, I feel ten pounds lighter. Now I got an Empty Net.

by carguy311 July 29, 2018

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That's net

When something is spot-on, a hit, or an absolute move.

A: we're gonna burn this big honey backwood then get some chicken fried rice

B: oh shit that's net fam count me in

by Jesapi May 29, 2019

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The Net God

the net god is the giant net in the gym that you sacrifice other people's items to, such as a book, chair, binder, backpack, etc. a detention was the best achievment you could recieve for a while for sacrificing but now the greatest achievment is suspension. ALL HAIL NET GOD!

billy: dude i just sacrificed to the net god!
bob: nice man! did u get a detention?
billy: yea!
Mr Muschott: >:(

by billymays69 May 27, 2011

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The net is coming off the pegs

When shit hits the fan.

Me: How are you doing?
Him: The net is coming off the pegs.

by Glue Gun November 29, 2017

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white net crawl

the act of making love in a hammock

Hey Love, let's do the white net crawl tonight.

by J.Karai July 06, 2009