the loverly person who gave birth to me and has and will look after me 4 the rest of her life

Mummy is always there for me. She never lets you down. She is there in your heart, even if you fall out. Mummy should never take the bad things you do to heart, you always do it because there’s something that hasn’t gone your way. We all love mummy, and she should never think otherwise.

While getting an awful blowjob, you cum in both of her eyes and while she proceeds to get up and search for a towel she will look like a mummy.

the action of a man ejaculating (cumming) on a womans lips as she is sleeping. as the semen dries throughout the night, the dried ejaculate will seal close the womans mouth..When the woman awakes she will not be able to talk or open her mouth.. she will grunt and moan like a mummy.

A human turd wrapped carefully in toilet paper to resemble a hollywood mummy. Finishing touches of eyes and a smile by magic marker. Often referred as "Mummy's Revenge" when unknowingly placed behind a toilet in it's proverbial tomb.

The reason I don't screw with pyramids.

disgusting sexual act in which you dig up a female corpse, put your mouth over the vagina, punch the stomach, and eat whatever comes out.