A codeword for homosexual men, dating back to the 80s and part of the early 90s. If a man wanted to signal to other homosexuals in a restaurant, he would specifically order a turkey dinner with mashed potatoes and turkey gravy on the side. Then afterwards said homosexual would head out to the nearest secluded area, usually a wooded enviroment.

When bourbon is made in a distillery and you can smell it from miles away

Some dumb ass thing that guys think is funny. Girls find it terribly annoying because none of the boys will tell them what it means.

When you tongue fuck a fat womans vagina.

super smashed, drunk beyond all healthy limits

The Michigan Monster Mash happens once a year on Halloween night. It is a event where many people at a Halloween party get together in costumes and have a mass orgy. The best part of the Michigan Monster Mash is that everyone is in a costumes and no one knows who is who. So next Halloween go to a local part and do the mash ;)

When a person has a bowel movement while showering and proceeds to force it down the drain with his/her foot.