A retard on the internet that is very epic

The term 'loaf' refers to someone's hairstyle that appears to have the same shape as a rising loaf of bread pouring out the top of a baking tin.

A person, (female or not) with very attractive sexual curves.

to push off, stall on something needed to do or someone you want to talk to.

Someone that is overweight and has very visible rolls is someone with a loaf,for instance if someone has rolls on lets say their back they have loafs on their back

When someone is acting foolish or says something foolish you say "stop being a loaf"

curly hair
green eyes
tan skin
small feet