Wilbur Soot's biggest rival in love. He is known for his muscles, fashion sense and for stealing Wilbur's girl.
by teodoramaria1310 January 31, 2021
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a person who is slightly random and on occasion cray but all around flippin awesome. Someone you know will be there when it counts.
by Lfcangel9 February 18, 2010
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Full of charm, knows right things to say, knows right things to do, is very aware, manipulator, egotistic, loves children, can be amazing in bed with teaching. A man that will own & then destroy your heart leaving you to wonder wtf just happened? History of repeating.
He pulled a Jared. That's Jared!
by brknfarytale February 02, 2010
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really tall guy who is an athlete mixed with a nerd, movie buff, also refered to as the elusiv whit man
by 7layersofsin May 31, 2010
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A really, really hot guy, that I think may like me back. Known each other for a wicked long time.
Flippy brown hair and hazel eyes. HE'S GORGEOUS!!
Wicked nice and the funniest guy you have every met!! <3
"Wow, that guy over there, he's such a Jared."
"I know. How long have you known him?"
"Well I said he's a Jared, so we've known each other forever!!"
by HockeyGrl450 January 26, 2009
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A man with a legendary sized penis who dresses extremely fly. Usually of Brazilian decent.
1. Damn he must be a Jared!!
2. If only I could be a Jared. Then i could one day be king.
by j silva January 02, 2008
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