hes 19 and never learned how to fucking read
Teacher: Jared could you read this

Jared:i cant Hi my name is Jared and i never fucking learned how to read
by willow1098 October 15, 2018
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Me: Jared
Joey: IYKYK
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A really sweet, creative and super adorable guy! It's hard not to smile when you're around him. He can be kinda shy, but once he opens up he's like a whole new person! He also is very stylish and is in to fashion. He's also crazy talented in art and makes me green with envy.
Wow! That guy is so cute! He must be a Jared!
by Natella November 16, 2013
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Has the biggest dick imaginable. Nobody could ever compare to the size of his dick. Jared’s are always very sexy and tall. Jared’s are also said to be the best in bed.
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Jared is basically god, he has the biggest cock in the world. He plans to join the marines, and looks the part. He is a republican, and a pro at debate. He has the sexiest blue eyes. His flattop is flatter than the earth. Jared is not human he's just to ripped to be human he is a mystical creature. There can only be one Jared in the universe because the fibers of reality can barely handle the power that is Jared’s pelvic thrust.
Jared is so sexy
by Spokanesumo June 03, 2019
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