Roommate: "Dude, do you know why the toilet bowl has olive and tan stains all over it? It looks like someone vomited up a smoothy made from army camos."
Me: "My bad, dude. I was jizzin' out my ass this morning."
Me: "My bad, dude. I was jizzin' out my ass this morning."
by Iprfr2flopMyNutz April 15, 2010
by the guy you dont want to be June 12, 2011
The white shit that shoots outta ur cock when you do sexual stuff, like when ur girlfriend sucks ur dick and doesn't leave the room screaming "HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUCKIN GROSS!!!!!"
Ron: Woa!! Last night my girlfriend sucked my dick and she didn't leave the room screaming when i jizzed!
John: I don't care.
John: I don't care.
by firstratecoup August 07, 2008
by segment b January 19, 2011
When a man is tired of fucking he just jizzes to a women so they would Finnish
A man loves to shoot this because the juice is a women magnet so free fucking :)
A man loves to shoot this because the juice is a women magnet so free fucking :)
by Dick sucking for bants January 19, 2018