a phrase or expression commonly used by home depot employees and frequenters in reference the outrageous prices and crappy service.
e.g. 1
customer: where can i find some screws
employee: on eighth street!
customer: fuck home depot.
e.g. 2
employee: my mom died and I have appendicitis, can I have the day off.
Home Depot: No! you shall work double today maggot!!!
employee: fuck home depot!
customer: where can i find some screws
employee: on eighth street!
customer: fuck home depot.
e.g. 2
employee: my mom died and I have appendicitis, can I have the day off.
Home Depot: No! you shall work double today maggot!!!
employee: fuck home depot!
by Dant Mooney May 27, 2005
The projected track of a hurricane by a weather service; a projected region of increased profit for home improvement chains esp. fueled by news networks' fear mongering
Every time I see the cone of home depot on Florida, I notice that Home Depot's stock goes up a point.
by Nubie Plz October 06, 2008
The conically shaped area on a weather map that simultaneously predicts where a hurricane will make landfall and which Home Depot locations will make record profits
"Dem jews dat run Home Depot were profiteers of the fear of african Americans! The black man must fear the cone of home depot!" - Spike Lee
by nubie plz August 18, 2008
A house which is so obviously made primarily from lower-priced parts (e.g. light fixtures, mailboxes, floor moldings, etc.) found at the Home Depot. Oftentimes built by low-end contractors to keep costs low.
by Albanian Eagle March 03, 2009
dude, he home depot danced in front of me last night, good thing the belt pocket with the home depot logo covered his schlong
by batrider March 15, 2011
A dad that treats home depot like a religion. He typically taps on wooden surfaces and asks questions about certain home built things.
by Rowantheamerican14 March 04, 2020
by theclew January 01, 2011