The most terrifying monster that you could imagine. He was the head fry cook at The Krusty Krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. To this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. There are a few signs to see when he is coming. The lights will flicker on and off. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. If you ever see the Hash slinging slasher, good luck.
I was at home alone when, out of nowhere, the Hash Slinging Slasher murdered me.
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The most terrifying monster that you could imagine. He was the head fry cook at The Krusty Krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. To this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. There are a few signs to see when he is coming. The lights will flicker on and off. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. If you ever see the Hash slinging slasher, good luck.
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Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
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Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongbob:*gasps so loud* T H E H A S H. S L I N G I N G S L A S H E R????
by The Trash Dinging Slasher December 18, 2018
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The Hash Slinging Slasher is from the “Night Shift” Episode of SpongeBob Squarepants (Season 2 Episode 16). He was a violent drug dealer who sold hash (the weed kind) and would “get you.”
by nashdingingflasher April 14, 2019
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The act of putting french fries in your partner's anus and having sex with them anally and eating the fries out of the cum filled ass.
I gave Jill a hash slinging slasher last night, she enjoyed it.
by Iron Tager February 6, 2010
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some kah nigga from spongebob
guy 1: yo im finna hash slinging slasher your bumhole nigga
guy 2: thats kinda gay cuz
by sumkahnigga December 21, 2017
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He will call your phone then come in and rape you whilst singing the halo theme song with an Algerian flag up his asshole
Spongeboy me bob, the Hash Slinging Slasher is gonna get you if you don’t get a life you lazy shit
by TBPAUSANAWHESSMWOGCUMV August 3, 2020
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