A ginger with lots of freckles, resides in NYC but is a rare sighting. He plays soccer but is never actually played.

the act of two men having sex in chewbacca suits.

The act of trying to squat too much weight, falling on your face, and shitting your pants at the same time.

the act of beating a girl in the head with a rusty metal pipe during anal sex and proceding to cum in her ear, and screaming at the top of your lungs "Bitch, is your head down for a reason?"

A "little troll"/creepy stalker midget from the much beloved television show, Gravity Falls. Gideon Gleeful runs (ran, now?) the Tent of Telepathy. A rival business to the Mystery Shack. He was first seen in the episode: 'The Hand that Rocks the Mabel,' in which he continuously guilt tripped her into dates which eventually lead to him almost killing Dipper- Mabel's twin brother (see Pine Tree.) and himself in the process. His motives seem a bit skewed, as he swears vengeance upon the entire Pines family- but continues to send Mabel love letters and remains persistent in trying to convince her to be his queen. He goes so far as to summon a brain demon in order to exact his revenge, however, this plan backfires. Pretty badly at that.

In the episode Dreamscapers HE CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL.

Heh, but no seriously. He brought a giant wrecking ball to the shack and destroyed part of the sign. It was depressing.

A euphemism for the male sexual organ. Derived from the 1974 movie "2069: A Sex Odyssey", which is the first result on the internet movie database IMDB.com when a search is performed for "Gideon's Trumpet". As a euphemism, this phrase has no connection to the book of the same name by Anthony Lewis or the movie based on the book.

Senate candidate who will stand up for the people of the great state of Maine instead of Susan Collins