Describes the super slow-mo way the employess at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles move.They don't get in a hurry for anything except for breaks, lunch and quitting time.Obviously being paid by the hour. When you have to go to the DMV,go early and plan to stay all day.
There is SLOW,SUPER SLOW and then there's DMV SLOW.
by wolfbait51 April 01, 2011
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Drain the Main Vain. It basicly means the same thing as Water the Tree or to go number one.
by Basil, Jr. May 31, 2007
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When you go to the Dept. of Motor Vehicles to renew your license and it take 5 hours.
#1 Dude, I thought we were hooking up for for lunch and a cocktail today?

#2 Sorry Bro, I went in to renew my drivers license and ended up being a DMV Refugee.
by bula911 March 23, 2011
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The place where you do more work trying to schedule a Driving Exam then actually getting the license itself.

They make it virtually impossible.
I tried to get my license today, but the Missouri DMV only does license tests on the 2nd Tuesday after the first full moon after the second Friday of June from 1-2 PM.
by grobend June 02, 2010
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Next big truck group in the DMV, they got some badass trucks, they nothing but family, don't play with them, because they aint the ones to play with
Got damnnnn, I wanna join Dmv's Finest, they got some badass trucks
by Dmv's Finest creater,Tanner P February 12, 2021
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When waiting in line for hours and finally approaching the window but the window either closes or the clerk tells you that somehow "You were on the wrong line" and you are sent to another line only to be sent to another and another in a vicious cycle of wasted time and frustration.

That is the nature of The DMV Treatment.
Person: Ugh finally, thanks for taking three hours of my life.. *walks toward window*..

Clerk: I'm sorry sir this window is closed now, go to the red line.

Person: Dammit. Fine..

*2 hours later*
Person: Geez, finally... *approaches window*

Clerk: I'm sorry sir, I'm afraid you'll have to go to the blue line.

Person: Goddammit! No! Open up bitch, don't be giving ME The DMV Treatment!
by KtotheQ June 10, 2010
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Dmv eli” or “Tokyo” is originally from Tampa, Florida. But supposedly throws the best parties in the DMV. His last party had over 2000 people planning to attend. Consequently the police had to shut it down. He is locally famous for what he has done. Dmv eli legacy will forever live on.
Omg it’s dmv eli”

Who is dmv eli?”
by Randomchickkkkk January 13, 2021
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